Uncle Sam is a great golfer. He used to compete in the nationals but then when he suffered a stroke a year ago, he slowed down. He is now playing occasionally with friends. As a memento of the games he played, he kept the used golf balls in a big clear box at home. The box is now measuring six feet tall. He just started collecting the used golf balls four years ago. I think if he started from the day he began playing, his house will be filled with it by now.

Too bad he can’t compete anymore. He would have been really, really great.