My sisters and I were laughing our ass off the bedroom a couple of nights ago. My sister V wanted to discuss Twilight. She couldn’t imagine how Edward and Bella had sex when Edward was clearly a vampire and he’s, well, frozen. Vampires are said to be dead already, and as Rosalie in the Twilight series said, their bodies become frozen, as hard as rocks. So how come Edward was able to do the deed with Bella when his love machine should have been hard as rock? Was it limp just like what men’s penises should be before going hard? Was there semen when he orgasmed? Was there even a feeling down there for him? A rock penis could kill Bella, right?

My sister joked that oil spill probably came out of Edward. We were laughing so hard about it! She wanted me to write about this so she could know if there are others like her who wondered about Edward’s penis.

And, hey, did it go limp after sex?!?

Hahaha!

Calling Stephenie Meyer!

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Tagged: Bella Swan, Edward and Bella, Edward Cullen, How Edward and Bella had sex, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Saga