Solitude

Two of our neighbors bought outdoor electric grills. They are both holding family gatherings this weekend and the grills will be needed for both houses. You know how great it is to be grilling something outside while chatting with family members or guests.

We used to hold family gatherings at home, too. But when my mom passed away, it didn’t happen again. My mom was really the organizer so without her, there’s just no one who could pull it off like what she did before.

I love coupons! It’s great to be able to shop knowing that you won’t be paying the actual price of a certain product. You can always use a coupon to get a discount. That’s what I love the most. Discount! It actually translate to savings for me.

For your back to school supplies, bags and shoes, go to eBillme.com and get the coupons you need to shop for your kid. You know you want that discount!

My sisters and I were laughing our ass off the bedroom a couple of nights ago. My sister V wanted to discuss Twilight. She couldn’t imagine how Edward and Bella had sex when Edward was clearly a vampire and he’s, well, frozen. Vampires are said to be dead already, and as Rosalie in the Twilight series said, their bodies become frozen, as hard as rocks. So how come Edward was able to do the deed with Bella when his love machine should have been hard as rock? Was it limp just like what men’s penises should be before going hard? Was there semen when he orgasmed? Was there even a feeling down there for him? A rock penis could kill Bella, right?

My sister joked that oil spill probably came out of Edward. We were laughing so hard about it! She wanted me to write about this so she could know if there are others like her who wondered about Edward’s penis.

And, hey, did it go limp after sex?!?

Hahaha!

Calling Stephenie Meyer!

I am in awe of the couple I met in a conference I attended in the past. They were married for five years already when I met them but you could still see how very much in love they were with each other. Fast forward last week, I saw them again. This time around, I met them in a North Carolina health insurance sales pitch. And you know what? It’s been seven years since I last saw them. They are now happily married for the past 12 years! They are still very much in love with each other and are hand-in-hand supporting everything each other does for the family.

They are living outside the city with their three kids. I envy couples who are able to maintain their love even after years of marriage. That’s rare!

He was seen by his friends buying prenatal vitamins for his girlfriend. Because he was caught in the act, he didn’t have any choice but to tell them the truth. He got his girlfriend pregnant. It would have been a cause for celebration but for one fact: he is married and his wife is modeling abroad!

He told his friends that he will be separating from his wife as soon as she gets back from her modeling stint. They are still childless after three years of marriage and he’s really longing for a child of his own. It might be the cause why he chose someone else.

She looked like she was melted into the sexy dress she wore in the wedding of her sister. She wasn’t a part of the bridal entourage because she was pregnant when the wedding was hastily prepared. But three months before the wedding, she already gave birth to her third child. Like her first two pregnancies, she didn’t add on too much weight so it’s easy for her to lose the baby weight she had.

She was being teased that with her sexy body, her husband might get her pregnant again. And soon! She just laughed it off. She said that she isn’t in her ideal weight yet, even with her svelte body. She will take apidexin as soon as her doctor gives her the go signal. She wants to be sexier even more!

Young love always feel like it will never end. We have been there once upon a time. I know a lot of you out there are in it now. And the feeling is incomparable! It is exhilarating, exciting, and everything positive! You carry this feeling that you can conquer any obstacle that comes your way!

But it isn’t always a bed of roses. Love can also bring you pain. It can hurt you real bad if you don’t watch out. You can’t always use your heart and just float in the clouds. You also have to open your eyes real wide and use your head when traversing the red-colored road of young love.

Love is better dealt with an open mind and a soft heart. That’s reality.

A couple of years ago, one of our neighbors couldn’t find a job. It’s always no vacancy or that she wasn’t qualified for the job. A relative of hers back then needed someone to help her process her disability insurance. Because she was free, she took time out from her job hunting and devoted her time instead in helping her relative get the disability benefits she badly needed.

And then another relative asked for her help. Like the first one, she was given a minimal amount for the help. A neighbor asked for her help, too, and this time around, she really made it a business deal. She asked for a minimal amount in exchange for the help. Another neighbor came to her for help and another one and another one. The rest is history. She’s been in the business of helping the elderly and the disabled get the benefits due them. No, she doesn’t charge a high price for the help. She actually charges very minimal fee just to cover out of pocket expenses and a few bucks of profit. Anyway, when she aggregates all the bucks she gets in a year, it still sums up to a tidy profit for her.

Lani made sure her house looked romantic the moment he stepped in. From the foyer to the bedroom, every little detail was painstakingly followed by her interior designer. She worked it out with the designer and really let her imagination go wild. She even added a chandelier in her foyer for the Victorian romantic feel.

Lani is spicing up her married life so that she and her husband won’t get bored with each other in the bedroom and out of it. You can’t blame the woman for going all out to keep her man interested.

The zipper won’t zip! And all because she binged on food for the past two days. She’s attending an important corporate event and the attire she chose weeks ago was a little black dress that she wore to their company’s Christmas party two years ago. When she tried it on weeks ago, it was snug but just about right. When she tried it on just now, it won’t zip anymore!

She can go to the mall and buy another dress to wear. Anyway, she still has ten days before the big event. Or she can employ the help of Lipofuze and see if she can shed off the two pounds she gained over the past two days.

I really love this song Not This Time by Cultured Pearls. Listen to the song below and enjoy your Monday morning…

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I accompanied a friend of mine get her iphone accessories from a store she had it reserved. I thought it was the only thing in our agenda for that day but it turned out she had hundreds of things to finish and she wanted me to be with her as she finished one task after another.

I was enjoying it the first three hours. After that, I started getting annoyed. Had I known I would just become a personal assistant for the day, I would have declined to accompany her or I would have negotiated a good deal. We ended everything by midnight, after close to 14 hours! It was a really tiring day. I had a massive headache by the time I hit the sack.