Solitude

My sisters and I were laughing our ass off the bedroom a couple of nights ago. My sister V wanted to discuss Twilight. She couldn’t imagine how Edward and Bella had sex when Edward was clearly a vampire and he’s, well, frozen. Vampires are said to be dead already, and as Rosalie in the Twilight series said, their bodies become frozen, as hard as rocks. So how come Edward was able to do the deed with Bella when his love machine should have been hard as rock? Was it limp just like what men’s penises should be before going hard? Was there semen when he orgasmed? Was there even a feeling down there for him? A rock penis could kill Bella, right?

My sister joked that oil spill probably came out of Edward. We were laughing so hard about it! She wanted me to write about this so she could know if there are others like her who wondered about Edward’s penis.

And, hey, did it go limp after sex?!?

Hahaha!

Calling Stephenie Meyer!

I am a huge fan of True Blood. If you don’t know about it, it’s a cable show in HBO about a small town in Louisiana called Bon Temps where humans and vampires mingle. The main character, Sookie Stackhouse, became involved with a vampire named Bill Compton and there begins the series. It is actually based on books by Charlaine Harris which also has Sookie Stackhouse as the main character.

If you’ve been watching the show, you know that it is raunchy. It has nude scenes, sex scenes and obscenities and profanities are flying here and there in the series. I think that’s what makes it successful. The series has been enjoying tremendous success and is now on its 3rd season.

I remember watching an interview of Anna Paquin (Sookie) and Stephen Moyer (Vampire Bill) where they said that nudity and sex scenes are pretty much normal to them on set. The stars of the show are very much willing to do what the story asks of them. Good thing they are all professional.

I am excited for True Blood Season 3. In fact, I just watched the first episode last night. And I loved it! Did you watch the show? Are you a fan like me?